Pardon Me While I Burst into Flames

generalpandemonium:

Supernatural: the show where the kid who goes to school and does all the homework is the rebel of the family

weazulgrl:

I just came back in from letting my dog out.

he didn’t want to come in so I kept trying different things to get him to come and finally he ran the opposite direction and tripped over a large branch and did this ungraceful flip and I exclaimed out loud “DAMMIT MOON MOON!”

and about five houses down someone is having an outdoor party around a bonfire and I hear someone from there exclaim back “WHO THE FUCK INVITED MOON MOON!”

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

llamallamanewt:

canyousonicme:

melodyoswinpond:

She will be amazing.

River Song’s timeline (so far), in pictures.

I’m really glad someone figured this out and put it in order. =)

silve-sky:

I love you Hub. Love you.

silve-sky:

I love you Hub. Love you.

yourollthedice:

OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah
I deserve notes ok

yourollthedice:

OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah

I deserve notes ok

Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
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ohgodcantbreathe

death-by-lulz:

johndeeregirlx:
Went Goat shopping today..This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.
oh my god oh my go
things to do:
goat shopping

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death-by-lulz:

johndeeregirlx:

Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.

oh my god oh my go

things to do:

  1. goat shopping


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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

lostandwhimsical:

honoraryspacecadet:

sfrfaceplant:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND QUIT FAKING SHIT LIKE THIS
SOME JERKASSES WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT AND CAUSE A GODDAMNED RIOT
YAHOO ISN’T GOING TO DELETE BLOGS
YAHOO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE BLOGS
THE T&C REMAIN THE SAME
NOBODY WILL DELETE BLOGS BECAUSE OF “FANDOM CONTENT,” “SHIPPING,” OR “DEVIANT BEHAVIORS SUCH AS HOMOSEXUALITY”
QUIT TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT THAT’S CALLED SLANDER YOU FRICKING MORONS
THEY SAVED TUMBLR FROM GOING UNDER AND NOTHING IS CHANGING SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES

^

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

Ok let’s stop and look at the comments here for a moment…

its not my blog just got deleted :\ i cant post any more

This should be a major fucking hint that this shit is FAKE.
You can post anymore? THEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL WHAT YOU JUST DID THERE? 
OPEN YOUR EYES AND PUT DOWN THE PITCH FORKS FOLKS.
YOU’RE GETTING TROLLED.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

lostandwhimsical:

honoraryspacecadet:

sfrfaceplant:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

HEY CAN WE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND QUIT FAKING SHIT LIKE THIS

SOME JERKASSES WILL ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT AND CAUSE A GODDAMNED RIOT

YAHOO ISN’T GOING TO DELETE BLOGS

YAHOO HAS NO CONTROL OVER THE BLOGS

THE T&C REMAIN THE SAME

NOBODY WILL DELETE BLOGS BECAUSE OF “FANDOM CONTENT,” “SHIPPING,” OR “DEVIANT BEHAVIORS SUCH AS HOMOSEXUALITY”

QUIT TRYING TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT THEM HOLY SHIT THAT’S CALLED SLANDER YOU FRICKING MORONS

THEY SAVED TUMBLR FROM GOING UNDER AND NOTHING IS CHANGING SO STOP BEING ASSHOLES

^

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

Ok let’s stop and look at the comments here for a moment…

its not my blog just got deleted :\ i cant post any more

This should be a major fucking hint that this shit is FAKE.

You can post anymore? THEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CALL WHAT YOU JUST DID THERE?

OPEN YOUR EYES AND PUT DOWN THE PITCH FORKS FOLKS.

YOU’RE GETTING TROLLED.

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cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.