The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
When airport employees get bored
“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
― Ellen Goodman
Tumblr vs 4chan the Movie
the previous day on tumblr in cinematic form
actually what happened
expect a sequel where tumblr provokes them again to get revenge
if only the voices sounded like extremely nasally teenage girls
"Frozen brought me and my sister together. Because we both agreed that we hated the movie."
y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
pls give me a franchise where, when a good female character turns evil, she is not immediately dressed in a bondage-inspired outfit that is 2 strips of leather and a thong and instead dresses in sensible jeans and combat boots and a comfy jacket because hello, evil agenda here, there’s no time to be objectified, world domination is priority
"Come to the Dark Side, we have pockets and sensible footwear."
Pockets you say?
Detroit’s annual “Theatre Bizarre” Halloween festival
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit