Pardon Me While I Burst into Flames

ichbinbells:

captainjaymerica:

ask-america-stuff:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

I cant stop laughing.

silverserenades weaponsgradegains

this is my favourite post ever 

thatfunnyblog:

Whoever you are, you understand me on a deep level.

thatfunnyblog:

Whoever you are, you understand me on a deep level.

vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

stayuglystayangry:

i googled basically “why isnt there something like grindr but for ladies” and the answer was “there have been but they all fail because men kept infiltrating them and being disgusting and predatory” amazing why didnt i figure that out on my own

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

theloppyone:

a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like  my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p

note-a-bear:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Terry Crews gets it. Amen!

NATIONAL.
FUCKING.
TREASURE.

montondemierda:

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