Pardon Me While I Burst into Flames

memewhore:

possiblypensive:

Life Hack: Decorate your room to look like your math class so you’ll fall asleep faster

Or have an instant fatal anxiety attack

joeydeangelis:

Jessie Ware
"Kind Of…Sometimes…Maybe"
Tough Love

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

image

spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying

cleromancy:

gothamfox:

Series Premiere MONDAY SEPT 22 at 8/7c on FOX!

before was cat woman there was kyle there selina gotham

Smooth gothamfox

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”