if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
You’re trying to help me convince my brain I’m gonna die with a gif from Thomas the Tank Engine?
every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit and play monopoly, and every year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk to anyone, my older brother screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy 2 more hotels
I quoted about $1500 for a new client.
Client: Listen, you have a lot of competition out there. Can’t you just do this for $200? There’s a lot of designers who would jump at the chance to make $200 for this kind of project.
Me: I’m sure my prices are fair. If you can find something cheaper and you trust their quality, you should go for it.
Client: But I can’t find anyone to do it for less than $1500!
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend
today during 4th period the teacher told us to be extra quiet because he was doing some important work online and he didnt know he had his computer screen hooked up to the tv in the front of the class and all he was doing was watching the titanic on netflix